Bandra Signal!!!

Bandra Signal

Thank you for all the good response you guys gave me for my Blog J J J. It actually motivated me, so here I am to write another story.

It’s about “Eunuch”, I know it’s really weird to write about them but it’s the same incident which happened to me just 3 weeks back

I always take a Rick from station to my office and on my way I always pass through the main Bandra Signal. The signal is so big that I had to wait for almost 15 mins for the signal to get Green.

It was on March 17^th, 2010, I came across a eunuch; don’t know the name but it was really fun and a new experience to me. I prefer calling them eunuch and not he or she, don’t know coz everybody is confused about them being he or she.

Eunuch came close to me and smiled and the conversation goes this way (True Incident)

Eunuch: Hi

Raj: hmm hi

Eunuch: how are you?

Surprisingly amazed, I replied: Ya, great, How abt you?

Eunuch: ya I am fine, Kuch dede re baba!!

Swear travelling in the morning I really don’t have change, only 100 notes, I replied: change nahi hai.

Eunuch: La change deti hu!!, la la

Raj: arre 100 rs hai..

Eunuch: chal jo dena hai de…

I just loved talking to her and didn’t wanted to let go her empty handed. I replied, looking at my wallet, there you go, got 2 rs, and gave it to her.

Eunuch: Thank you, nice talking to you, will meet soon, God bless ya!! , Eunuch just kept his hand on my hand and kissed the Rs. 2 coin and went away

Raj: Bye, tc , nice talking to you ( fcuk, she is eunuch , control Raj!!!! ) I shook my head and back looking at the chicks in other rick.

That day was really good for me, I got 2 sales call which are about to get confirmed. I was so happy for it J

22^nd March 2010:

Going for the so called 2 sales call from office to Bandra Station, stopped again on the same signal.

Ahaa!!, there you go, the same eunuch again, she looked @ me and came to me and the conversation goes this way.

Eunuch: Kaisa hai re baba??? How are you?

Raj : Nice, n you?

Eunuch: Kaafi time ke baad mila hai!!

Surprised, I replied: So you remember me ??

Eunuch: yehi signal par hu kaafi time se , jaanti hu tuje , laa chal 100 Rs laa

Raj: yeh kya??? Achcha achcha bolkar Loge meri??? Rs. 2 se Rs. 100???

Eunuch: Nahi re Raju, mein dekh rahi thi tu kaise react karta hai?

Raj: Raju??????? Yeh kya , mera naam Raj hai!!

Eunuch: Chalna Baba, signal green hone wala hai, my dear give me some money. I want to eat Rice and Daal today

Raj: Demand kaafi achcha hai aapka…, smiling I gave Rs. 10

Eunuch: Thank you re baba, tu bahut achcha hai , and took my forehead n kissed me

Arghhhhhhhh WtF, yeh kya tha

Eunuch: Rakh le re baba, jab hum khush hote hai toh kiss dete hai aur jab naraaz toh kapde utta lete hai.

Raj: (mood mein aakar ): Kapde uttakar kya karte ho??? Kya dikhate ho??

Eunuch: Jaare , smarty , Dimaag mein sex bhara hai kya???humein toh chod

I just smiled

She smiled back………………….lol…

J J

Voting day :11th April 2010

Voting Day

The “V-Day”, not valentine it’s the Voting day, I remember the so called “Corporator” coming to each and everyone’s place and asking for the Vote.

Guys, this is the 2^nd time I voted, the 1^st time I voted was when I was 18 years old. Each and every guy in the age group of 18 has it in them, the Josh, the spark J

When I was 18, the first thing I did was got my license and registered myself to be a Voter. It didn’t happened later on as I didn’t had that interest left in me voting for the any party. I just get to see all the corporator’s face only before the election starts and the rest of the time they are just hiding down somewhere.

Nevertheless, I Voted it’s not because I got attracted to some political party but it’s just that I was sitting ideal, had nothing to do.

My dad is just awesome in doing all this thing, he woke up @ 6.00 am , went to temple and straight back to the voting poll and when he came back home showed me the Ink on his left index finger and shouted get up and Vote, it’s our right.

I seriously don’t have anything against any political party, it’s just a simple thing, everybody has the desire to win, no matter what happens.

Each and everybody who comes into this world have 1 thing in common to win and win. Nobody in this world will ever think of being a beggar in his life.

I voted and I voted to a political party who came @ my door, shook hand with me and said “Namskar, aamhala vote kara (name undisclosed), aani partivartan baga, instead knowing me a South Indian, he started in marathi. I replied “Hindi mein bologe sir, marathi muje thoda thoda samaj aata hai”?. He replied “Marathi humara language hai, humhe vote karo aur yaha sab jaga achahiyeh dekho. I replied “ hmm theek hai, mera Voter card nahi banaya aab tak 4 saal se apply kar raha hu , naam hai but card nahi hai. One of my friend from that party came in front and said “arre raj”, I replied “Arre hero, ussdin mera documents liya tha voter card ke liye aur yeh kya party badal diya??. He replied “ ha , tu tension mat le woh process mein hai”. I replied “Kab se process mein hi hai , theek hai” I said to myself “Kab sudroge”

11^th April 2010, Voting day and Anup Kothari’s birthday:

I woke up @ 10, had my breakfast n went to Anup’s place, Sssup birthday boy, Many many happy birthday, Choteee Party………

The conversation goes this way:

Anup: Thanks , kaisa hai ?

Raj: Badiya, tu sunna kab aaya (he works in Pune and comes on Sat n Sun)

Anup: Morning mein aaya, ussko bhi surprise dena tha (Ussko >> His Gf, he just broke up with her 2 days back and is still depressed about it.

Raj: Hmm , theek hai theek hai, She still loves you (Being a friend, I just can help him by saying all this)

Anup: Kya boli who ? ( shit, never to start the topic of any girl, maa ki phir toh bolna hi padta rahega)

Raj: as usual in my mood , Boli bahut pyaar karti hai, aur ussne (anup) aisa kyu kiya??

Anup: Pata nahi yaar , kya scene ???

Raj: Arre chod dena ussko , koi aur mil jaayegi, kya tu bhi…

In between all this the girl comes in ….. Interrupts me

Girl: Kya be Raj , kya bola mein???

Raj: Tu , kya, kab, kya boli??? Changing the topic: Anup ka birthday hai aaj u know na?

Girl: Ha thanks ha baatane ke liye..(Gusse mein ), I was like : Ha maa ki 1 gf ko usska bf ka birthday pata nahi hoga.

Raj: Anup , chal raha hai tu??? Voting karne ???

Girl: Tu jaana , ussko kyu le jaa raha hai??

Raj: Tu chalna , then I reliased she is not even 18 , I shut K

Raj: Chal milta hu tuje baadmein, bye

Anup: Bye

Girl: Chal bye , jaa paka mat

As usual, I thought I did something really wrong and left on my way to Vote, thinking all the way whom to Vote.

On my way, I met 2 – 4 people who were supporting their own party, they came and told me, yeh party ko hi vote karna.. I was like “ Yeh bhi zabardasti kya???” Chutigiagiri.

I entered the room, was happy to see no such big Que. I showed my identity proof and gave him my pan card for reference and he showed me the way to the polling machine. It’s been 6 years, I didn’t know how to vote and as usual I have Hypermetropia ( probs in seeing the distance object ), dam I forgot to bring my specs. I asked one of the person, how to Vote???. He just replied “Ungli se button dabbao. I was wondering “kya chutiya reply hai , ungli se hi karega na , kya L** se karega??”, Nobody is supportive enough and I preferred pressing the light for that symbol which I never saw any promotions done for that party J and am happy I voted at last.

J J J

On my way back home, again 2 -4 people came and asked “kissko vote kiya, humare party ko hi na ???

I was like ha ha tum log hi ho aur kissko vote karu?? He just gave me a tight jaadu ki jhaapi.. I was talkin to myself” itna kya senti ho raha hai??”

I entered my building and saw Anup and his gf talking, ahh.. infact fighting.. I just preferred stayin quiet and going home J J

Social Networking Site :)

Mixture of Past n Present:

It all started when I joined in FacebookJ, was totally new to this social networking site. I dint know what to do, how to go about it and what exactly is the applications????? , was confused:-~ .

Nevertheless I started making friends; each and every person in my friend list used to curse n say “WTF” is this Facebook all about. The best and the simple thing on Facebook were to log in and log out, I just love to log in and den when fcuked up, just log out!! And den to my old social site to “Orkut”, where the best application I used to like was Recent profile visitors :P , at least from that application I came to know which girl is peeping into my profile :P .

I being just a normal guy used to do the same old chutiyapantis by sending friend request to all the girls whom I never met in my life by just looking @ there display pics J J and the same patented dialogue of mine “Hey, just came into your profile randomly and thought of being friendsJ” and the patented reply “Do I even know you????, get a life dude and stop adding people randomly!!!!!”..lolz

Time passed and I came across to a community on Orkut called CCD (which I used to hate it and the people hanging around there but not now coz I realized one thing from CCD “a lot can happen over a cup of coffee” :P :P ), Vashi where I came across my old friends and also a girl (name undisclosed) whom I added randomly and to my surprise she added me back J J and it all started from there….... (Lunch time) brb..

It was a really a good journey of my life, I enjoyed each and every moment of it and the day it all happened I was totally a net addict and an Orkut Addict. Being in a relation, I still used to do the same Stuff, adding girls randomly on Orkut by looking @ their DP J

Time passed like never before, I got my 1^st drop and I started working with a media company as an Audience Development Executive. So it was totally fun, the work environment, the social life and the relationship status as “committed” for me but on Orkut as “single”. I preferred staying Single on Orkut due to the fact that if girls visit by profile by any chance or you can frame this as “girls which were added by me randomly used to visit profile to check if any mutual friends exits” P.S: they were not at all bothered about my profile.. :P

I used to be shocked when I used to see my girl (I prefer calling her now my “X”) status as committed on Orkut: ~S and I being SingleJ but still the same old story of mine.

“Touchwood”, I still thank Orkut that coz of this site, I am back in touch with my school buddies and also I made really good randomly added friends whom I am still in touch J J

This might sound a little bit uninteresting coz of me not sharing much detail about the girl whom I met on Orkut and how it all started me being into a relation. It’s been just 7 months I have moved on and I don’t want people to make comment as “ yeh hero toh bawara hogaya pyaar mein ke issne 1 Blog likh daali ladki ke liye “ :P :P :P

Journey to Facebook from Orkut:

It’s been 4 years down the line and I am still an active member on both the Facebook and Orkut and it took actually 2 years for me to know that the girls get really pissed off when added randomly (Came to know when I was with my X ) and from there I stopped it J J J P.S: A really good change in me J

The day it all started when I started getting mails from all my friends by saying “Hey join me on Facebook and check out my new pics” I was like a new social site on the block. I used to get so fcuked up by seeing all those new social sites mails in my Inbox. E.g: Hi5, Zorpia, etc……

It was the day when I was drunk and on cloud9, I came across this mail again in my Inbox, I seriously don’t remember from whom I received it, I just remember this “Hey join me on Facebook and check out my new pics”(aghhhhhhh). I was like ok fine and I clicked it and registered myself as a member on Facebook.

But nevertheless I just used to love Log in and log out on Facebook, I was just like an alien on a new planet J .

My friends on Orkut used to suggest me join Facebook chote its fun!! . Slowly and steadily I started learning few things on Facebook.

The very first thing I learned and was so happy to see there’s no such application called “Recent profile Visitor”, I used to peep into each and every girl’s profile and see their pics. But I learned 1 thing never to add girl randomly and also never to see each and every one’s pic, it was just on the Facebook wall (Privacy term was missing from it )…………