There was a girl (name again undisclosed) in my college days. She was the best, full white; it’s just like she takes a dive in a big pool of milk.
The way she dresses, the way she carry herself is just mind blowing.
It was 2nd year of my college I tried getting to know about her name and off course whether she is single or committed to someone :) slowly and steadily I got to know about her from one of my very good friend and I came to know that she is a Bihari girl. Whoa!! Best thing is to get close to her and show her our own Mumbai City free of cost :)
The day came when I got the opportunity to sit right behind her and our conversation goes this way ..
I - Hey do you have a pen?
She - yeah hold on!
I- Bending towards her, I smelled some pathetic oil around her (Rai ka Teil :P), thought of ignoring and continuing the conversation.
I - Hey never seen you in this college :)
She: -Yeah I am from Patna, Matrabasha who will forget it, she started talking in Hindi.
She - Aap kaha se?
I - Mein idhar hi, baju se (means Nerul), Aap ko college kaise laga?
She - Aapka Pen, baadmein baat karte hai.
I - Allright!!
Hmmm so we started knowing each other and I came to know that she stays with her parents just next to the college.
We started meeting daily after the lectures and used to drop her till the main gate because she told not to talk to me when I am out of the college.
Because of me devoting more time to her and rather than to my friends, some of my very good friend of mine started beating the hell out of me and saying ' woh bhayani kya aagayi tu humein bhul hi gaya ? ' dost bachke rehna zaara, jissdin pakdunga na tuje dekh phir pure college mein scene kar dunga :P ( I Didn’t know what he meant). I was like chuck it , who ladki hai aur Tum Ladke. At least I have something for TP
The very next day after the lecture we met and this time she told ‘Hey raj can we sit and talk near the lobby” I said yes why not.
Uff!! These Bihari girls if they start talking swear you won’t see a pause button. She Started talking and I just remember one thing about her after completing her sentences she used to say this 'Theek hai Na ' and I use to just node my head n say ya ya why not theek hai, our conversation goes this way.
She - hey tumhe morning mein ghumna pasand hai.
I - kyu?
She - Aap ko jitna poocha utna bataiyena (all respect wala talks).
I (hate getting too early in the morning) - still nodded my head saying Yes.
She - Done tom we are meeting at 5 30am
I - fuck! You serious?
She (in romantic tone) - rajjjj (just can’t say No)
I - ok :)
I didn’t even slept the whole night just waiting the clock to come and stop @ 5 am. Ding Dong Ding Dong, there you go 5.00 am. Mom: Kidhar jaa raha hai subah subah??? I replied nahi aa raha hu 2 min mein scene hogaya hai !! :P
She told to come right next to the college main gate
Reached on time 5.20 a.m, waiting to see her, there you go I saw one girl walking towards the main gate with Green top and Red pant (WTF is this dressing all about?) I was just praying I hope she is not the one, she came close to me Hey Rajjjjjjjjjjj (Freak !!! Ok it’s morning time I can roam with a stupid dressing girl without hiding my face :P)
All over again she started with her talks, hum hai na.. aisa.. waisa… nahi.. yeh …jo.. aise.. matlab.. woh.. jo hai na ... blah blah blah……… when she stopped she uttered Theek hai na !!??
I replied haa Maa ki Theek hi hai
I realized it later that I walked 2 km with a nonstop Chapar chapar chapar girl!!.
Suddenly an old guy with a cycle and 2 bucket full of milk was walking towards us, this girl just jumped in from one place and hide right behind a building and was calling out loud “Hey rajjj, come here”
Wondering what to do and what happened I went to her, our conversation goes this way
I - Kya hua?
She – Arre rukho 2 min, unnhe jaane do (referring to the old cycle guy with 2 buckets full of milk)
I – hua kya bolo??
She – arre woh jo cycle mein aa rahe hai na woh..
I – ha woh kya?
She – Woh mere Daddy hai!
I – kya tumhare dad DHOOD bhejte hai??
She – HA.
She went home and suddenly I saw my friends coming behind me and they all were laughing with a common dialogue “ TU DHOOD WALI KI BETI KO PATA RAHA HAI”???
